I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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