All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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