Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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