I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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