I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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