was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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