yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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