When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
