I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
is that a dick in a sweater?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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