Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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