"it" just moved
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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