Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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