i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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