I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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