Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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