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• (213): View more from California

  Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Of course I have a pirate flag

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.

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