Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. http://tfl.nu/qww0
  Replies (37) Good night (1129) Bad night (2454)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse http://tfl.nu/oibh
  Replies (11) Good night (1452) Bad night (3370)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's. http://tfl.nu/yr3w
  Replies (11) Good night (1134) Bad night (4420)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed http://tfl.nu/wcfq
  Replies (26) Good night (4477) Bad night (1373)
• Favorite

  (347): View more from New York

  Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (347): Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord??? http://tfl.nu/3v54
  Replies (15) Good night (2642) Bad night (1175)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup. http://tfl.nu/3fht
  Replies (9) Good night (3471) Bad night (1113)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle http://tfl.nu/ha8a
  Replies (5) Good night (860) Bad night (2045)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash. http://tfl.nu/jj6x
  Replies (7) Good night (2048) Bad night (922)
• Favorite

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (862): Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good. http://tfl.nu/j3wb
  Replies (6) Good night (2623) Bad night (1060)
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them http://tfl.nu/utqt
  Replies (1) Good night (1446) Bad night (574)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex. http://tfl.nu/ah09
  Replies (3) Good night (1372) Bad night (948)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Beer bonging to Ave Maria

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): Beer bonging to Ave Maria http://tfl.nu/1lbd
  Replies (8) Good night (855) Bad night (477)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face http://tfl.nu/al6a
  Replies (2) Good night (714) Bad night (565)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom http://tfl.nu/zs1y
  Replies (3) Good night (889) Bad night (380)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen? http://tfl.nu/jo08
  Replies (4) Good night (824) Bad night (391)

Randomize