Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm in love

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue (484): I'm in love http://tfl.nu/im8q
  Replies (5) Good night (3472) Bad night (492)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island http://tfl.nu/2xq2
  Replies (5) Good night (3420) Bad night (549)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain http://tfl.nu/cvqd
  Replies (24) Good night (1122) Bad night (3546)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/pgeg
  Replies (30) Good night (7038) Bad night (1071)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements. http://tfl.nu/qg9u
  Replies (9) Good night (4898) Bad night (822)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me. http://tfl.nu/jiov
  Replies (11) Good night (720) Bad night (2981)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore. http://tfl.nu/twc0
  Replies (46) Good night (2776) Bad night (13540)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this. http://tfl.nu/9lta
  Replies (6) Good night (2175) Bad night (1366)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life. http://tfl.nu/wwre
  Replies (3) Good night (3010) Bad night (941)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks. http://tfl.nu/2lc5
  Replies (11) Good night (6532) Bad night (1037)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): 2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless. http://tfl.nu/7smn
  Replies (16) Good night (4072) Bad night (644)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this. http://tfl.nu/2wr9
  Replies (1) Good night (1464) Bad night (606)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

  (740): View more from Ohio

  Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint. (740): Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint. http://tfl.nu/vk5s
  Replies (22) Good night (784) Bad night (5390)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon. http://tfl.nu/3aco
  Replies (3) Good night (435) Bad night (1082)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast. http://tfl.nu/88fu
  Replies (0) Good night (376) Bad night (137)

Randomize