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(732): View more from New Jersey

Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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(732): Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone http://tfl.nu/vmc1

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.

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(253): I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you. http://tfl.nu/clvu

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me

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(570): i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me http://tfl.nu/vizy

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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar

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(732): i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar http://tfl.nu/z6xf

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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(412): bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass http://tfl.nu/ur9n

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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(404): I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway. http://tfl.nu/geao

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back

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(215): while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back http://tfl.nu/nfcm

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(315): View more from New York

Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.

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(315): Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run. http://tfl.nu/6sa5

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.

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(859): Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me. http://tfl.nu/05qc

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(304): View more from West Virginia

as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.

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(304): as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now. http://tfl.nu/olha

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(970): View more from Colorado

in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.

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(970): in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door. http://tfl.nu/9co9

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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(508): So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test. http://tfl.nu/gxsj

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now

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You gays are geniuses

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(931): I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now (1-931): You gays are geniuses http://tfl.nu/19l5

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?

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(919): Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line? http://tfl.nu/b4n4

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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.

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(801): It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me. http://tfl.nu/8eze

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