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(407): View more from Florida

i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.

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(515): View more from Iowa

we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(760): View more from California

Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?

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(+61): View more from Australia

For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays

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(360): View more from Washington

DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

This might be the worst thing you've ever done.

(281): View more from Texas

Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.

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