Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
oh god was she eating orange peels again
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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