Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
