Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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