its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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