i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
COCAINE IS GR8
All I want is dick and wine.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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