its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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