try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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