Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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