I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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