I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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