Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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