no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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