This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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