There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
