It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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