I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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