Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
third nipple confirmed
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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