Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
