Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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