Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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