belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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