Fine. I'll sleep in my office
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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