Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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