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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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