im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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