i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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