4 words: hood of his car
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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