YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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