? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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