Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
