I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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