Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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