Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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