i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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