Already got asked if we're dating
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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