I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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