hotel room ftw
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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