I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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