Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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