Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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