I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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